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IN HONOR AND MEMORIAM OF THE PREMATURE DEPARTURE OF ANONYMOUS BIKERDUDE, SET YOUR CALENDARS NOW FOR Death*Race**2011*** ON SUNDAY, JUNE 5, 2011 AT NOON, THE UNDERSIGNED WILL ATTEMPT TO TRAVERSE THE ROUTE SET FORTH IN THE LINK SET OUT BELOW VIA BICYCLE IN MINIMAL CHRONOLOGICAL DURATION. THOUGH NO AMENITIES OF ANY KIND WILL BE PROVIDED, YOU ARE ALL INVITED AND ENCOURAGED TO COME AND WATCH . . .
We will meet at the Central Pavilion of Mineral Springs Park in Owatonna, Minnesota at 11:30 a.m. There will be a rolling start at the intersection of Dane and Kenyon Roads. The Deathroute is posted below: For those with a smaller apPetite: Both routes start at the same time and place. For both, the finish line is pictured below with a stopsign sign on both sides of the road as you approach the four-way stop at the intersection of Rose and 43rd from the East.
Note: There are no portapotties, water tents, groupies or other such amenities that many of you have come to expect at events of this nature. On the other hand, there is no entry fee of any kind so, you know, whatever . . . Questions and comments may be sent to anonymousbikerdude@hotmail.com. Signed,
* NOTICE -- The use of
the term "Death" should not be construed to indicate any level of
aggression, but rather, is intended to honor the premature departure of
our dear Anonymous Bikerdude, may he rest in peace for all eternity and
thereafter.
1.
Todd Peterson
(59:46)
2. Dave Chabot
(1:00:05)
3. Andrew Gislason
(1:02:54)
4. Aaron Guzman
(1:04:25)
5. Steve Deetz
(1:04:31)
6.
Curtis Tesch
(1:04:31)
7.
Mark Carver
(1:04:32)
8.
Jim Kempf
(1:04:38)
9. Will Stockdell
(1:04:47)
10. Roger Wareheim
(1:04:57)
11. Kent Buryska
♥
Jonathon Troe (1:10:53)
13. Earl Pofahl
(1:16:26)
14.
Adrienne Boese
(1:16:56)
15. Craig Paulson
(1:16:56)
16. Kathy Duffus
(1:17:02)
17. Jim Pierret
(1:17:38)
18.
Tony
Schwichtenberg (1:22 – via time trial)
19. Ann Paulson
(1:22:41)
20. Pete Connor
(1:22:56)
21. Jo Huntsman
(1:23:26)
1.
2.
Judy Gallagher
(1:03:51) DeathRace 2010 Videos and Photos
DeathRace 2010 Official Video Deetz -- a.k.a. "dirty rat bastard"
ON THE VIRTUAL DEATH-PODIUM AND FIRST IN THEIR RESPECTIVE AGE CATEGORIES:
1.
Todd Peterson (1:05:20 /
AVERAGE SPEED 23 MPH) (1ST 50-59)
* It should be noted that the women failed to contest the finish. I mean that's just great and everything ... but HARDLY IN THE SPIRIT OF DEATHRACE! There can be only one. TM ♥ It should be more poignantly noted that Kent Buryska and Scott Duffus also failed to contest fifth place and crossed the finish line literally holding hands ... and that's just not right ... the Dude would not have approved ... DeathRace 2009 Videos and Photos Schwichtenberg's Directorial Debut (click for video) Pics:
DeathRace 2008 Results Top Ten:
1.
Mark R. Carver
Pictured
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Pictured below: Anonymous Bikerdude's Father and Grandfather.
Pictured below: Anonymous Bikerdude's Main Rival, Mario.
Pictured below: Anonymous Bikerdude's Favorite Celebrity.
Pictured below: Anonymous Bikerdude's Final Resting Place
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